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@ 21.11.2007 – 09:52:05
I would like to congratulate the woman who went to the theatre the other night. I would like to commend her for her success in drowning out about 50% of the performance by sneezing, sniffing and rustling in her handbag for tissues and cough sweets. I would also like to thank her for her generosity in sharing her cold with other theatre goers. Either that or I would like to kick her arse really really hard.
'STAY AT HOME NEXT TIME, YOU SELFISH COW!!!!'
(Oh, did I mention that I have a cold?)
kevinwilson
Pro 
Usksider
Pro I hate it when that happens... they're right in the middle of a sensitive bit and suddenly the need to sneeze is overpowering... you try to stiffle it... you rustle around for tissues... the sneeze escapes...the noise is terrific and people jump in the next half dozen rows... everyone in the theatre turns and looks... you wish the floor would open up, but no, so you just have to sit there sniffing and snuffling... 
I wouldn't risk going - my fear is that I'll get one of those tickly coughs that leave you with tears streaming down your face and everyone giving you dirty looks 
Usksider
Pro I know the ones 
embarassing 
How annoying!!! Grrrrrrrr....silly woman
deana24
My eyes are all hot and stingy and I'm not only going to the theatre on Friday but to see a band on Sunday. Oh no. This could be me!
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that's bad.
you'll just have to find out where she lives and cough and sneeze through her letterbox a few times.
she'll learn.
want me to send round my speciality - hot toddy? i do make a fine one, though i say it myself.