I've often thought that there is a very fine line between beauty and plainness: a slightly different nose, maybe ears that stick out a fraction too far, a long chin. I suppose that how's cosmetic surgeons get their money. A bit of jiggling here and there - and voila - a transformation into top model or mega hunk.

On the other hand, a bit of jiggling can be a disaster. Particularly, if you are unskilled, not paid and can live with the shame of revealing that you have plumbed the depths of computer procrastination on a rainy afternoon. Whatever. Clicking, dragging and warping the nose of Kate Moss and transforming her into a troll vision managed to cheer me up.