Honestly, no wonder I get paranoid about computers. Nervous about clicking here and being nosy there. One minute, I was looking at a website, when a voice rings out...

Welcome to the United States Navy. We offer a range of exciting careers for those of you that are up to it. Now choose a sailor...

And just in case anyone is wondering, it was a website about literature and literary criticism. And the book I was looking for was 'Great Expectations', not 'The Ancient Mariner' or 'Carry on Sailing'.

Anyway, just in case I do inadvertently sign up, I am ready. I've learnt the words, all I need to do is find an appropriate outfit. Altogether now.

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who me?