I took the day off today to go shopping. Tis the season of family birthdays, and I needed to get presents for a 70 year old, an eighteen year old and a ten year old.

Total and abject failure.

I came home with a book from Oxfam (for me), a pomegranite (for me), a bag of gobstoppers (for me), a Waitrose Food Magazine (for me) and a bag of Thai chillies (for whoever, I don't know what to do with them).

I also bought a glass of wine and a packet of McCoys (for me) and a triple strength latte (for me).

And I walked through 2.5 miles through a swamp (formerly a footpath) to catch the ferry to do all these things (for me).

Now I have just one day left to buy said presents. Heeeeelp!