My brother has been moaning about his daughters. Apparently they have shown attitude, thrown a tantrum and cheeked him. This was because he said they couldn't go to a disco. They are aged 10 and 11.

Cheer up, bruv. It could be worse. You could have been the father of Corey Delaney. The 16-year old Australian who became famous for trashing his parents' house while they were on holiday. The charming teenager who, when advised to take a good long look at himself, apparently replied "I have. Everyone has. They love it."

Way to go, nieces.