I'm sulking. Nobody ever asks me. It can't be because I live on the Isle of Wight - the UK's nearest equivalent to 'the-world-is-flat-and -if-you-get-near-the-edge-you-will-fall-off-and-never-be-heard of-again' theory. Because I lived in London for years and I was never asked there either.

So who does, exactly, get asked to take part in an opinion poll? I can only suggest, in the case of the statistic that claims that 59% of married women would divorce their husbands if they were assured of financial security, that the only people asked resided at the Wannabe A Footballer or Musician's Wife Club.

Either that or I am a member of a minority - again.