Yesterday I did a huge food shop. I decided that I must up my quota of salad, vegetable and fruit. Never mind a daily 5. A daily 1 would be nice. Fruit between meals instead of chocolate or biscuits, that's the plan. So I bought oranges, apples, strawberries, mango, bananas - and peanut M&Ms.

And guess what's still in the fruit bowl? And guess what has been consumed?

And guess whose other half has the hump because there are no M&Ms left?

Oh have a banana and be grateful.